17 Sep This Is My New Year Acceptance Speech
First of all I’d like to thank God, and then Jesus!
Let me start by saying there are no official birthday pictures ushering in the new year. If you follow me on social media, you know this already. The major reason for this is I’m still just a brokeass trying to survive in this concrete and mud jungle I honestly was very meh about my birthday this year. I had no plans of celebrating it, and never actually spoke about it with anyone. Only a few people had asked me about it, and I told them the same thing – “It’s ging to be just another day I have to get up and hustle.”. This is also why I don’t really have anything to say about my goals or whatever for this year.
I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this to you, but I’m not a huge fan of surprises.
It’s cute when someone throws a surprise party r gets a surprise gift, but that type of stuff has never really worked for me. I can’t just show up at someone’s house or office without letting them know, I always ask people what they would want as a gift because I like to give functional gifts, and the one time a group of people tried to throw me a surprise party I knew about it. Everyone was acting weird and trying to keep me from going back to my home, so I was just rolling my eyes the entire time. But, because I’m a decent human being, I still acted surprised and had a great time even though I couldn’t eat the cake because vanilla is my least favourite kind of cake, and I don’t eat fried rice – which is what they cooked.
So while I am now aware that my friends are surprisingly good at deceiving me, I would have to be an ungrateful wench to not appreciate all the effort that went into planning me a surprise party that actually surprised me. If any of you happen to read this, thank you. You are awesome and amazing and I love you pieces. I was completely floored, and totally appreciate that you took the time to prepare my favorite meal and got me my favourite kind of cake from one of my favorite places.
And, of course, a million thanks to all the wonderful people who called and sent me warm wishes.
If you’d like to see some of the pictures I put up, cash me online. Also, it’s not too late to wish me a happy new year.